What is wine? Wine is fermented grape juice. That’s the standard answer. Actually wine is a complex, almost enigmatic product. Throughout history, its meaning has changed to become a symbol of status and hedonism and these days more than ever, it is associated with fun, food and friends. Here are Winerist’s favourite 10 funny wine quotes!
1. “According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution”.
2. “Drink wine: it isn’t good to keep things bottled up”.
3. “They say a glass of wine is good for you. So two glasses must be better??”.
4. “Wine a little. Laugh a lot”.
5. “Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my wine glass. So fill it maybe?”.
6. “Hello wine, goodbye problems!”.
7. “Wine improves with age, I improve with wine!”.
8. “Wine is the answer. What was the question?”.
9. “Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad”.
10. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing”.