1. Soak It
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By “It,” we mean steak, lamb or even chicken. Now, you might be thinking this isn’t exactly all that new or unique; wine, and red wine especially, has been used as a meat marinade since the days of Ancient Rome. But what better excuse is there to treat yourself to a deliciously fancy dinner than using up your leftover wine? (Although you may need to buy more wine to pair with your steak, and then you’ll have more leftovers, and so on….) Alternatively, you can use red wines as an ingredient in a number of mouthwatering sauces.
2. Spritz It
If that juicy steak from No. 1 didn’t use up all your leftovers, maybe this part of a balanced diet will. Thanks to its alcohol content, wine is actually pretty useful as a disinfectant, and is obviously safe to consume. That means there’s an easier way than washing to get those pesky pesticides off of your fresh fruits and veggies: transfer your leftover wine into an empty spray bottle, and spritz those germs away!
3. Bait It
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So we’ve just learned that wine can rid your veggies of pesticides and any other nasty stuff, but here’s some even better news: it can rid your kitchen of the pests themselves! You can use your leftover wine as bait in your own DIY fly trap. Just pour a bit into a small cup, shallow bowl, or empty spice bottle (as seen above) and cover the top with plastic wrap. Poke a few holes in the plastic using the tip of a pen or pencil; gnats will be drawn into the trap by the alluring scent of fermented fruit, but they won’t be able to escape.
4. Blend It
Summer is the season for splurging and splashing, so pour a splash of whatever leftover wine you’ve got into your next smoothie! Both red and white wines work perfectly as a liquid substitute in your favourite fruity blends, adding their own flavours for a more sophisticated treat.
In the wise words of Bob Ross, “We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” So don’t cry over spilled Merlot on your clothes! Instead, make the most of the moment by letting your artistic side take control. It’s simple: boil a pot of your red wine of choice, then bring the heat down and soak your soon-to-be-unruined clothing for a few hours (longer for darker results, shorter for lighter). Get creative with tie-dye or ombre designs, or go for a classic solid.
Alright, this is similar to No. 2, but it’s really worth saying again. Wine, particularly white wine, is a heaven-sent cleaning agent. Thanks to its high acidity, it can be used to clean anything from windows to basic household surfaces to the toughest of grease and oil stains. And, perhaps most importantly, if you don’t want to take the plunge and dye your favourite white blouse pink (or if you can’t fit your whole carpet in a pot), act fast: white wine can undo the damage.


After making such good use of your leftover wine with all of these tricks, you may never have felt so thrifty. Finally, with vinotherapy you will never have felt so fancy. It’s an up-and-coming luxury trend (or rather, the really retro comeback of a medieval high-class health habit) where you literally take a bath in wine. Or maybe not literally. By tradition, the bath is actually mixed with upcycled residue from the wine-making process, but in the comfort of your own tub, a glass or two of red wine in the water will do. Your skin will soak up all those polyphenols and antioxidants that are so good for you when consumed (in moderation, where wine is concerned), and you’ll come out feeling silky smooth. And sober, since you can’t absorb enough alcohol through your skin to come out tipsy. Want to try some for yourself? Check out our top wine spas in Spain, Argentina, and France!